"OH, NO!"
As it turned out, he'd broken the toilet seat. I went to inspect, thinking that the plastic bracket that attached the lid probably broke away, from the girls always climbing on it. Instead, this is what I found:
"Were you standing on it?" I asked.
"Um, no. Sitting." came the reply.
After laughing till I cried, all I could think was--
Thank goodness!
It
was
NOT
me.
It
was
NOT
me.
And of course, Mike's answer to quick fixes is almost always, duct tape.
3 comments:
That is HILARIOUS! Such a cleverly written post! I would have been so thankful it wasn't me as well. Hey, did you put that on your tree? :)
Ha! Dave broke our toilet the other night, too! He was trying to screw it back in so he put all his weight on it to get it pressed down and WHAM...cracked the base. Not easily fixed with duct tape unfortunately, so we now have a brand new shiny white throne.
Oh that is tooooo funny!!! I'm glad I found your blog too!
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