"OH, NO!"
As it turned out, he'd broken the toilet seat. I went to inspect, thinking that the plastic bracket that attached the lid probably broke away, from the girls always climbing on it. Instead, this is what I found:
"Were you standing on it?" I asked.
"Um, no. Sitting." came the reply.
After laughing till I cried, all I could think was--
Thank goodness!
It
was
NOT
me.
It
was
NOT
me.
And of course, Mike's answer to quick fixes is almost always, duct tape.